No Regrets?: A Dragon Maid RP (Private with Arkin)

Kobayashi groggily woke up. Last night was a blur, hell, so was the rest of yesterday, and she quite frankly didn't want to remember. She wiped the drool that had accumulated on her pillow off of her face, and went to the kitchen to start a pot of coffee. Right as it was ready, however, she heard something at the door. Knocking. Very aggressive knocking. She opened it, hoping it wasn't anything from yesterday.

"What do you want?" She asked in an annoyed monotone.

[Arkin]

On the other side of the doorway is quite the shocking sight. Standing confidently with a wide grin is a busty maid girl who looks like she got lost on her way to a cosplay contest. More startling, however, is the pair of horns and large scaly tail sticking out from under her dress. Without any warning, this dragon... maid? pushes her way into Kobayashi's apartment and clicks her tongue dramatically.

"None of this will do, young lady!" The lady seems to be quite amused despite the stern expression on her face and her hands being placed on her hips.

"I'm sorry... what?" Kobayashi said, utterly bewildered by... well... everything!? "I'm afraid you don't really have the right to tell me about what I do with my house, and that I have the right to tell you to leave. So, please leave, I'm not accepting visitors or..." she squints, "Cosplayers at the moment."

She was taken aback by the seeming aura of might that surrounded this woman, even in spite of the ridiculous getup.

[Arkin]

"Young lady, you asked for this!" The woman puffs up her chest smugly, already feeling as though she's doing a good job since Kobayashi is resisting.

"But since you're being so silly, I'll remind you that I'm your new nanny! You can call me To- erm, Miss Tohru, Ma'am, or... whatever else humans call their nannies!" Tohru is clearly a bit... odd, considering her bubbly attitude and somewhat unconventional... everything.

"My new..." Kobayashi said, before a bunch of vague images flooded into her head, from her drunken stupor, "No... no... that can't have actually happened! Besides, I don't actually want any of that stuff, it was just some old idea that my subconscious won't let me forget! Ugh! I never should have gotten that drunk!"

A sword in a statue, a colossal dragon transforming into a woman... Oh, this was real alright. And the colossal beast and the dealings made were about to bite her in the ass.

[Arkin]

"Hehe, you're really into this! You told me not to listen to any of your complaining!" Tohru speaks proudly.

"Now, I don't know much about human babies... so I took all sorts of things just to be safe! Help nanny carry her things inside!" The, well, dragon maid gestures to the front door. Unbeknownst to poor Kobayashi, there's a large supply of babying goods just beyond the doorframe, and they're out in the open for anyone to see.

"Look... Lady... uhhh... Tohru! Yeah! Look, Tohru I'm not helping you babify my apartment, sorry," Kobayashi said, beet red as she desperately tried to push Tohru out of her apartment, "Please, just leave! I saved you, if I remember correctly, and that's what I want, not to be treated like a baby!"

[Arkin]

"Tsk tsk, what a moody baby!" Tohru stops in place with ease, able to resist Kobayashi's pushing even without visible effort.

"Since you're being so stubborn, I'll do it myself. But this isn't going to slide, young lady!" She stretches a hand out and it begins to glow, and with a nearly blinding light Kobayashi's apartment is, as she put it, babified. Her furniture is baby-proofed, new things like an oversized high chair and babyish supplies fill her kitchen, and lord knows what else has happened to the rooms she hasn't looked into yet.

"What the hell!?" Kobayashi exclaimed, "No, put it back! Put everything back! I will not allow this to happen!"

Her wallpaper had turned into one with cartoony drawings of skies in pastel colors, with baby-blocks and rattles adorning it. Her couch had been replaced with a leather recliner that was far too big for her, and her old recliner had been replaced with a baby bouncer. She ran to her room, to try and escape this nightmare.

[Arkin]

"You have no say in this, little lady!" Tohru lets out a 'hmph' with a little snort of fire from her nose, and as Kobayashi runs off, the dragon admires her handiwork before following after her.

The bedroom has been hit just as hard. Instead of her bed, there's now an oversized crib absolutely stuffed with plushies of various mythological creatures, including one that's almost as big as her which is a plush replica of Tohru's dragon form. There's also a changing table stocked to the brim with diapers and other supplies, as well as a pail beside it. The walls are a pastel pink that's almost sickeningly girly, along with flowers and rainbows that make it absolutely unbearable to look at.

"Don't you wuv it?!" Tohru is absolutely beaming with pride at her work in 'improving' Kobayashi's apartment.