A Dragon's Doll (Private with AJbestpony)

[GreaterGood]

Morgan didn't really know what was happening in his life anymore. He was straight out of college, he'd just gotten a job at a local game store while he looked for places to teach at, and he'd also just saved the life of a thousands-of-years old dragon.

He still couldn't really believe it, as a matter of fact he didn't want to. She basically declared that they were going to go out, and he couldn't really do much about it. He just named a pub near where he worked that he liked fine, picked out a booth, ordered a gigantic basket of fries, and waited for his 'date' to show.

He was a tall (6'4"ish), normally built guy with a bit of an unfortunate baby face. He couldn't grow a beard, so he was clean shaven, but he made up for it with shoulder-length brown hair. He didn't do anything special to groom himself, so he was just in a t-shirt, smelling like the same deodorant he always applied after his shower. His gray eyes seemed to dart around the restaurant, looking for a woman who (deceptively) appeared to be just a few years older than him. He couldn't possibly miss the antlers.

[AJbestpony]

It was not long at all before the Mighty Onyxithira, who insisted she could just go by "Onnie" for short, graced the pub with her presence. In her human form, she was approximately five and a-half feet tall, with neatly combed black hair and D-cup breasts behind a sleeveless dress, with curvaceous hips to accentuate it.

She sauntered over to the table, saying, "Did not mean to make you wait, my dear Morgan. But I am glad to see you again."

[GreaterGood]

"Nah, it's fine," Morgan said, crossing his legs under the table, "'Matter of fact, any excuse I can get to give money to a local business is one I'd jump to take. Plus, the only way to get good fish so far from the coast is to cover it in beer batter and fry it until you can't taste the age anymore."

His elbows rested on the table, highlighting his poor posture. He pushed his glasses up on his nose just so that he could see her a bit better. He wasn't checking her out of course, he wasn't too into the idea of a relationship before he got a real job. No, he was just trying to confirm that this wasn't a hallucination, or something along those lines. When he saw the light fixture above the table start to wobble when her antlers hit it, something clicked in him that this was, despite common sense saying otherwise, really happening.

"Soooo," He started, "Why me? I know I saved you and all, but I'm the kinda guy you give fake numbers to. Not that I've really been interested in asking for 'em."

[AJbestpony]

"Oh, you underestimate your act of kindness," Onnie claimed as she leaned back into her seat. "The fact that I, who has lived centuries, was able to come so close to death is a testament to my own imperfection, whereas you, who saved me, have already demonstrated your own worth. And such feats deserve my attention to the fullest."

She then leaned forward so that he got a fuller look at her cleavage, saying, "I aim to be a larger part of your life from now on. And while you may be struggling to find a decent form of employment at this time, I have in mind an arrangement between us which would ensure that you would never want for anything ever again. Though you must adhere to... certain conditions."

[GreaterGood]

"My job isn't bad," Morgan defensively said, "It's just not what I spent four years getting a degree for. Teachers get retirement benefits, insurance and stuff, and it's genuinely what I want to do. I'm not too interested in the whole 'getting bailed out by magic' thing."

Morgan wasn't aware that he didn't make a good case for himself, though even if he were he no doubt wouldn't understand why. Dragons liked that kind of virtue, and were more willing to reward it as it became less of a reward. Ignorant of the cosmic equations going on in Onnie's head, he reached into the basket, got another fry, and dipped it in tartar sauce.

[AJbestpony]

"Well, I admire a person who strives to be self-sufficient and productive," Onnie admitted, "We dragons are much the same in that way."

As she had some fries, as well, she said, "Your world has plenty of interest to me, though I have chosen to stay mainly for you. The option to take you back to my own reality is certainly available and possible, but I sense you would prefer to remain in your own world. Therefore, I have found a way which can keep us both content to some degree."

[GreaterGood]

"Sure, sure, you can hang at my place however long you need," Morgan said, finishing off the basket, "Tell you what, after I'm done with dinner, I'll take you back and show you around. You can mess around with whatever you like, I get most of my video games and models from where I work so I have a store discount in case you... I dunno, break something?"

He ordered his usual, fish and chips.

"Anything on the menu that you think you'd like?" He asked, hoping not to keep the waiter waiting for too long.

[AJbestpony]

Onnie ordered some rather posh, as one would expect a person of her standing and palate. It involved steak and potatoes with a side of grilled asparagus. It was possibly the most high-class thing on the menu.

"Well, I have something very special planned for later tonight in any case," Onnie said with a grin, "Something which I'm sure you'll find enjoyable." Indeed, she had a very specific stratagem in mind for imposing her will on this human who had managed to stand out to her.

[GreaterGood]

"Wow, steak at a pub," Morgan said, somewhat astonished, "Don't worry, I can still cover it, it's not thaaaaat big a deal, just... don't expect it to be the best, OK?"

Upon hearing Onnie's grin and general manner of speaking, Morgan became somewhat concerned. Absolutely nothing she could be alluding to was a good thing for several reasons. Morgan had only ever had sex once before, and he couldn't possibly imagine having it with a dragon. The stuff covering her body might look like skin, but he'd read enough Monster Manuals to know it was probably something closer to diamonds woven together into a smooth, impenetrable armor.

[AJbestpony]

"Oh, dinner tonight is on me," Onnie said at once, in a tone which would allow for no debate, "And soon enough, you will see there is plenty more I have to offer. I plan to start as soon as we get to your place. Though I expect you to keep an open mind."

With that, she tucked into her meal, savoring each bite. Food from the human dimension was much better than her hometown, in her mind.